Title:
Darwin Award Winner
Player: You are player number
3537
Today: Description:
Some guy gets run over by his own car while performing stunts at a car show.
A passed-out friend and a can of shaving cream? It just doesn't get any better than this. Unless you're sober. Or you're not retarded.
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The subtitles at the end say, "Granny didn't recognize it because hers is so much bigger. Like a friggin CANNON." I swear, that's what it says.
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