Title:
Butt Rocket
Player: You are player number
3455
Today: Description:
When are you people going to learn? When will you learn NOT TO TRY AND LAUNCH ROCKETS FROM YOUR ASS!?
Eat fish that are smaller than you and avoid getting eaten by bigger ones. Smaller fish are afraid of you and they swim away when you get close, so you must be quick to gobble them. When you approach bigger fish they smell you and go after you. Play now!
Go medieval on some thieving peasants with your club! Smash them and grab the money. Can you grab enough gold to appease the king? Play now!
