Title:
Learn to Fly
Player: You are player number
3533
Today: Description:
Hit the water with your belly fast enough to bounce and reach maximum distance. Even Penguins can fly!
Seriously, WTF? Would you let this guy babysit your kids?
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This must be some really clever, literate, hilarious spoof of some movie or music video that's all the rage with you kids. Because otherwise, it's just a totally pointless piece of junk.
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