Title:
Ninja Quest
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4579
Today: Description:
Defeat the Bad Ninja Clan and save the Princess! 5 Unlockable Swords! 7 Thrown Special Weapons! Slice, Dice and Burn the inferior Bad-Clan Ninjas!
Move your boat around and pick the fish in the lake. Play now!
If this is real, it's hysterical. Poor guy. Soldiers the size of whales! (updatefrom Peter L.:Unfortunately, the above clip is not real (it'd be even funnier if it were) but is from a TV comedy show called Drop the Dead Donkey broadcast some years ago on BBC2 in the U.K. The actor playing the reporter is Stephen Tomkinson and the programme was set in a TV news room. A very funny, satirical and, at the time, topical, programme.)
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