Title:
Superbowl Commercials Jessica Simpson Pizza
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As hot as Jessica Simpson is, does anyone else out there find her completely sexless? I want to be attracted to her, I really do. But it's like trying to be attracted to a mannequin in a department store window. Does anyone understand what I'm saying?
The subtitles at the end say, "Granny didn't recognize it because hers is so much bigger. Like a friggin CANNON." I swear, that's what it says.
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