Title:
Attempted Cat Rescue
Player: You are player number
4018
Today: Description:
Some people are trying to rescue a cat that seems to be stuck in a tree. The cat falls to the ground and then runs right back up another tree. This is one crazy cat.
Fly around your plane over the city bomb the buildings before you crash into them. Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming.
Play now!