WARNING: Extreme - This video shows a horrible skydiving accident. I did some quick research and found out that there have been quite a few people who survived a parachute not opening. In fact in 2005 CNN reported about a pregnant woman who survived her chute not opening.
Bad timing at halloween. Your lights are out in the building, but you must get candy to the kids. Throw candy from the roof to the kids. If they get angry from no candy, you have a problem! Play now!