Title:
Treadmill Sweet Jumps
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Quick! Somebody patent this thing so they can sell it on late night infomercials!
Here's why it's so dangerous to be German. Or wait... dangerous to be German, with Internet access. Yeah. That's what I meant.
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I hope that one day, some whack job quotes junk that I wrote on this miserable website while he's trying to make his point about some government conspiracy. That would be hysterical.
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